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Hi I'm Taylor. I'm a lady and a scholar, and I can't reach the top shelf of anything. Stick around for my one-liners




 dragons in need of slaying




Friday August 29th

I have transformed back into my natural Princess state from being a blonde, thank you universe for scissor-happy she always makes magic happen, she’s my hairy godmother

63 notes tags: self blue hair purple hair pink hair turquoise hair I am a unicorn

Saturday August 23rd

The Princess is back, why be sad when I can be spiffy instead?

7 notes tags: damn I feel so much better self

Thursday August 21st

happy little lady filled to the brim with chicken wings

happy little lady filled to the brim with chicken wings

2 notes tags: self

Wednesday August 20th

I’m weak and I saw a cool tshirt so I did a thing

I’m weak and I saw a cool tshirt so I did a thing

7 notes tags: self

Wednesday August 20th

hi I’m Taylor I’m from NY, I like long walks on the beach, dogs, and good root beer. date me.

4 notes tags: self about me

Tuesday August 19th

burgertv:

You tell ‘em, Louise!

Via: fabrecle Source: burgertv

83,754 notes tags: same self bobs burgers

Saturday August 16th

So close

1 note tags: roadtrip I love this neck pillow self

Thursday August 14th

the first and last selfie with Buck, the office dog

the first and last selfie with Buck, the office dog

8 notes tags: pupdates self

Wednesday August 13th

porkrub:

Goodnight sweet prince

Via: tinyjutsu Source: staryiu

39,591 notes tags: it me self cute appeal

Wednesday August 13th

nobody is even awake to appreciate these selfies I took last Friday before I got into shenanigans

10 notes tags: self

Sunday August 10th

Bathroom lighting in the morning is best lighting for selfies

13 notes tags: self